Here’s what I think in the morning when I get to work versus what Bumble Bee (our very precious sulphur monitor) thinks in the morning when I get to work, an inner dialogue so to speak….
Me—Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, I get to see, my sulphur monitor this morning! I missed him sooooooooooooo.
Him—OMG! Not the loud thing, please not the loud thing.
Me—Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Bumblebee, who’s a good boy???
Him—It’s the loud thing, maybe she brought a food.
Me—Come give me a big hug!
Him—Hmmmmmm, I don’t smell a food, better investigate!
Me—Awwwwww, he loves me!
Him—Well, I’m close enough now, and I still don’t smell food, curses, foiled again!
Me—Come here baby! Let’s go play!
Him—Geeeeeez, I knew I got too close, now she’s picking me up like she does every day, and she squeezes me, and I have to wriggle around and try to climb up her head until she puts me down, and then she will give me a food.
Me—Are you hungry good boy?